doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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