She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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