return my video game
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
