I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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