I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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