I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just had sex on a roof
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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