he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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