she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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