is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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