whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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