would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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