i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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