belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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