Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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