Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
and she was petting her beer can
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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