If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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