i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
