I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
