why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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