Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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