Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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