So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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