she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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