I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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