On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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