You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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