On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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