I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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