Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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