I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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