haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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