i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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