i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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