Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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