You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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