i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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