On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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