take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
