That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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