The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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