We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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