You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
