"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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