I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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