i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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