Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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