would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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