I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We have so much sex to catch up on
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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