Don't you send me to vm
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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