"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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