I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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