My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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