This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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