If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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