I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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