Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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